Funny Scraps 1

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator! = The poor wish to be rich the rich wish to be happy the single wish to be married and the married wish to be dead. = Which type of girls wear transparent dresses? The girls… More information...