I knew a Guy

I knew a guy that was so stupid that....... he called me to get my phone number. he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' he put lipstick on his head to make up his mind. he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. he sent me a fax with a stamp on it. he tried to drown a fish. he thought a quarterback was a refund. he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. he tripped over a cordless phone . he took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept… More information...

User:	thecheezerex
Page:	weconqueru.webnode.com (?)