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Letters to Auntie Rhoda
The following are actual letters that Auntie Rhoda (well-known psychiatrist withParade Magazine in Zimbabwe ) herself admitted she was at a loss to answer: * Dear Auntie Rhoda, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything… Read more
When a man steals your wife
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get… Read more
Mapurisa ekuZimbabwe (ZRP)
Pakange pachiitwa competition yekuona kuti ndeapi mapurisa anogona kuferefeta nyaya saka pakatorwa C.I.A ; F.B.I ne C.I.O. zvakanzi paizoiswa tsuro musango mapurisa anenge agona kuronda tsuro iyoyo kusvika vaibata munguva pfupi ndivo vaizowana mubairo. Nokudaro C.I.A ndiyo yakabva yatanga kunzi ngavapinde… Read more
Nyoni unomuziva here?
During work, John and William were chatting: John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. William: oh! John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? William: No John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know… Read more
Good old Zimbabwean day!
Do you remember Joseph Madhimba vachiverenga news with his voice paRadio 3 and how we as kids ran to hear him speak without even making sense out of the news. Christmas will never be the same, families are now all scattered,kurasika chaiko. Ko the public transport back then, the peugeot 504 yataigara… Read more
Enjoy Air Zimbabwe
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain, Gladstone Pambiri, welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Zimbabwe. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight… Read more
A cheating husband
"Private Number Calling on cell" Private Number (Chimoko): Good Morning Muface ari mumagumbeze: Mangwanani.Mamuka sei? Private Number (Chimoko).Iwe Joe wakatanga rini kunditi Mangwanani? Muface: Mozondiyigirawo Fish kubasa Private Number (Chimoko) : Zvefish tinotaurirana kubasa… Read more
Muchato wacho
* Muchato wacho unenge wenzara nzara. * Iye angachate atove nenhumbu? * Murume wacho anenge mudhara uyu. * Akambobvisa nhumbu yaPastor iyeyu. * Murume wacho anenge ari kurwara uyu * Kufira mugota zviri nani * Nhai mune chamambodyawo? * Mbuya yabatira mwana apa * Ndinobvisa chipo kuti ndambodya chinhu… Read more
Married man's prayer
Dear Lord, Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met her , I thought she was meant for me but I've come to realize that water and oil do not mix. It is true that I like to look at other women but I only do that to appreciate the beauty… Read more
Menu offends Mugabe
A TYPOGRAPHICAL error that replaced a “v” with a “d” on a menu item during the First Family’s flight to the Far East last Friday left four Air Zimbabwe staffers suspended —and a sour taste in the mouth. President Robert Mugabe and the first family, on the Harare-Singapore-China flight last Friday,… Read more
How to properly place new employees
Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. If they have… Read more
Mazero part 1
Anonymous voices call on Gono’s bedroom disturbing his sleep. Governor questions who is knocking on the door. Answer: Tishu mazheyo (0s) tajoka zhachoshe. … Read more
Sleeping around is bad
It is always the kids that suffer when a parent sleeps around Her name is Debra… Read more
What A Coincidence!
What A Coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating' 'This is a special… Read more
Ladies and golf
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,… Read more
What a single letter omission (E) can do on an SMS.
What a single letter omission (E) can do on an SMS. Husband went to Cape Town. And sent sms to wife: "Having a wonderful time, wish you were HER" … Read more
Vasikana vemazuva ano
Vasikana vamazuvaano vanogeza vakazvivharira, vopfeka vakazvivharira vobuda vakashama.… Read more
About Us
About Us Welcome to makuhwa.com. This web site is an opportunity to share jokes and laughter with all people throughout the world. "Makuhwa" is a Shona word from Zimbabwe that means rumour or a gossip. makuhwa.com is not about gossip or rumours but we surely think that as more and more jokes… Read more
Visitors notice
We are going to be adding more jokes so keep checking.… Read more
Conversations on an ET
Man sits next to a beautiful woman in an ET. He says,"Amai makanaka kunge mukati mendege. Dai ndiine mari ndaikukwirai". A man got home and clapped both his wife and the maid and asked, "ndiani pakati penyu akandipa siki"? New member of staff at a firm found in the ladies loo by… Read more
Always follow instructions
A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the baker to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker evidently lost the scripture reference, but working from memory, beautifully inscribed… Read more
Great African Proverbs
Great African Proverbs "When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives." - Kenya "The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem." - Ethiopia "A short man is not a boy." - Nigeria "… Read more
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends… Read more
Kuna aunt Rhoda
Dear Auntie Rhoda, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Auntie Rhoda, I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.… Read more
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