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How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood…
Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she can get back her focus on what's important. Learned it in the back… Read more
Where is God?
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children… Read more
By all Means. Get married!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just… Read more
First blog
Our new blog has been launched today. Stay focused on it and we will try to keep you informed. You can read new posts on this blog via the RSS feed.… Read more
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of… Read more
Riddle
What gets longer when pulled. Fits between your boobs. Inserts neatly in a hole. and works best when jerked ? Scroll down to find the answer.… Read more
More from the family.
My darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home… Read more
Mazero part 1
Anonymous voices call on Gono’s bedroom disturbing his sleep. Governor questions who is knocking on the door. Answer: Tishu mazheyo (0s) tajoka zhachoshe. … Read more
Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say: "Red.cherry," "Yellow.lemon," "Green.lime," "Orange.orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the… Read more
Interview over a new twelve pound baby boy
A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly… Read more
Wedding Anniversary
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his… Read more
Conversations on an ET
Man sits next to a beautiful woman in an ET. He says,"Amai makanaka kunge mukati mendege. Dai ndiine mari ndaikukwirai". A man got home and clapped both his wife and the maid and asked, "ndiani pakati penyu akandipa siki"? New member of staff at a firm found in the ladies loo by… Read more
Ms Jones do you know me?
Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, &… Read more
Interview over a new twelve pound baby boy
A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly… Read more
The honest priest
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs… Read more
Change your way of thinking
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours… Read more
Definite joke of the day.
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b*astards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*astards who are… Read more
Miss Beatrice
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing… Read more
SPECIAL MESSAGE GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining… Read more
Married man's prayer
Dear Lord, Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met her , I thought she was meant for me but I've come to realize that water and oil do not mix. It is true that I like to look at other women but I only do that to appreciate the beauty… Read more
When a man steals your wife
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get… Read more
The Bell
THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 ) I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17) I am bought with a price (1 Cor 6:19-20) I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1) I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8) I am the salt & light of the earth… Read more
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