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Thrown to the Wolves Prologue I awoke one day more tired than usual. Certainly these past few months I have been noticing a change in my body. I have more aches, less energy, and an overall feeling of malaise. Usually I would attribute this feeling to the mental anguish I have suffered for most of… Read more
Rants
Rants Here you will find all the things in life I abhor. These are things which make me want to kick kittens in the eye then burn their mewling little carcasses until they end up a scorched pile of burning hair smell and black ooze. Then I want to urinate heartily on their charred remains but not before… Read more
Archive
The White Man's Rampage The White Man's Rampage began as a project in 2001 where I would gather thoughts and email them to a list of recipients once a week. It started with friends and grew to quite a few people over the course of a few months. Some decided to drop off the list, but most endured through… Read more
Part 2
Ah sweet Temptress. I really do feel sorry for you. I am going earn your love, and you are going to lose yourself though loving me. I am going to show you what real love is, and you are going to wallow in the bliss until the end of nights. If you only want it half as much as me, then I know you got… Read more
Top Ten Things That Suck
Top Ten Things That Suck 10. Inconvenient Labor Catch a flat in a snow storm and it sucks to be you. There are so many things we would much rather pay someone else to do as they are either inconvenient or laborious. Still sucks either way. Either you have to get down to business, or you have to do business… Read more
Top Ten Worst Smells
Top Ten Worst Smells 10. That goop that forms around your earrings. You know you can’t resist a quick nostril test of that stuff, and every time it smells the same… so awful you can’t imagine how your body could produce such filth. 9. The unknown garbage ghost. At one time or another it was decent… Read more
Projects
Projects This is a repository for all the writings and ideas I have which don't seem to fit in any particular category. In the future you will have access to all of the other Maniac brand items which are not simply words on paper. In the pipe are animations, pictures, artwork, and items for sale. Stay… Read more
Chapters 1-4
Midnight Tolls Nearing the twelve o’clock hour on this the sixteenth day of March 2001, I lie here in insomniac bliss. It hasn’t really kicked in, the insomnia that is, but I’ve averaged something like twenty hours of sleep for the week. That’s usually a good sign that it’s just getting primed. It’… Read more
youth
youth it was a time like none before a time of love and unseen war uneven scores and closing doors of wanting Her and nothing more blinded by Her beautiful face Her charm Her wit Her style Her grace Her laughter held a special place within my heart it kept the pace a woman with abstruse green eyes more… Read more
Part 5
I have always been a fan of pinball, and it was cool to go play a game from so long ago. Brought back mad memories, and was a good way to spend evenings in a town with absolutely nothing to do. Carpenter would come get me, we would drive to the bar, order up a pitcher, and waste 5 bucks on pinball.… Read more
ashes
ashes he the scourge with ominous step known as knave of foxing crept blandisher of honeyed hollow concealing halls left unswept she the rapid warm winsome breeze harmony and soul of ease known only to tales of fairie every answer to the please him the pillar cold and cracking swagger staggered from… Read more
SIGG Bottles
SIGG Swiss Made Beverage Containers There are studies showing that plastic bottles can leech toxic chemicals into the liquid it contains. This news became most prevalent in reference to the Nagaline bottles which seem to be dangling from every bike and stroller in the western world. As a part of my… Read more
circus
circus down these shaded avenues choking on the need for crying memories of jades and blues and all the things i did with you gazing up at clouded moon almost full but somehow shying feel it like a staring doom more in tune with the madness looms running from the breaking dawn voices in my head replying… Read more
Chapter 4
Chapter 4 From Reality to Greality Tattoos to me are sacred. Tattoos are a mark you choose to scar yourself with. They are painful, and exhilarating, and they last a lifetime. Traditionally tattoos were applied with a series of needles on a stick which was tapped by hand to create holes in the skin… Read more
Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Institutionalized Higher Learning When I arrived at Colorado State University, I was apprehensive. On the flip side, despite all the problems I gave my parents with the drinking, the rebelling, and the school problems, my mom was proud. My dad even hugged me, which was the first and only time… Read more
Epilogue
Epilogue While I was writing the Rampage I was able to meet some new people, cause some old friends to reevaluate their feelings toward me, get published for the first time, officially irritate the hell out of people, and at the same time garner some newfound respect. If I had to do it all over again… Read more
Chapter 1
Chapter 1 The Age of Innocence It started with a memory. My recall fails to find how old I was when the fuse popped in my mind, but the moment remained hidden for over fifteen years. At first I didn't pay much attention, but gradually the light would flicker back to those times when I was very young… Read more
About
Who is DB Wyk Say hello to a 30 something father of two who has spent the better part of his life avoiding work. He has been able to accomplish this momentous feat through sheer laziness and wily sense of humor. Amongst his more prevalent skills, his level of procrastination has led him to amass a… Read more
Submissions
Submission Guidelines Please use the feedback form to send in your submissions. It may take several weeks for me to go through the material I receive, but at the very least I will let you know if I have received your submission, and I promise it will not be an automated service pushing you off until… Read more
Submission Guidelines
Submission Guidelines Please use the feedback form to send in your submissions. It may take several weeks for me to go through the material I receive, but at the very least I will let you know if I have received your submission, and I promise it will not be an automated service pushing you off until… Read more
First Article
Review of some product. Giving it a rating and an overall synopsis of why I bought it and my experience with it. Now I am testing the length truncation for the text to see how it appears online. I will now repeat this sentence so that I don't have to type any more junk. I will now repeat this sentence… Read more
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