Mykidsarebetterthanyours
I Am Complete
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| User: | Michelle Seigler |
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| Tags: | kids, humor, babies, parenting |
Recent user posts
10 Months
I've noticed a disturbing trend over the past month. Sophie has chosen a role model to emulate, so now instead of 1 headstrong little girl, I have 2. I've been telling myself that although she is now exhibiting Victoriaesque characteristics (stealing blankets, dangling toys out of reach, etc.), I probably… Read more
Classic
Wesley: What's your homework today? Trevor: It's called check my agenda and see. Wesley: How many times am I going to have to warn you? Victoria: Four. … Read more
About Us
Michelle (Me) I'm a working mother of 3. I married my high school sweetheart and have done nothing extraordinary in my life aside from having my kids. I've turned into one of those moms that talks incessantly about her children because her life revolves around them. I swore I would never be that person… Read more
Weight Loss
Sophie has decided to contribute to my website by offering unsolicited, brutally honest advice to people who have submitted questions to other sites. Q. I'm 100 pounds over weight. I've tried everything and just want to give up. I'm tired of not being able to breath (sic) or tie my shoe. I feel miserable… Read more
Trick-or-Treat
Little Bo Peep, Her Lost Sheep, and Batman … Read more
Kingpin
Today I discovered my son is a hustler. We took the kids bowling today, which was just supposed to be innocent fun. What it turned into was a cutthroat competition between me and a 7-year-old. The first game should have clued me in that this kid may have untapped talent. He beat me then, too, but not… Read more
Contact Us
Contact If you'd like to tell me how awesome I am, or if you want to offer my babies a multi-million dollar modeling contract that would enable me to stay home, please feel free to drop me a line at mseigler1024@yahoo.com.… Read more
Sweet Child Of Mine
4 years ago, my water broke at 12:30 am. Welsey drove me to the hospital in the quiet darkness. The hospital was silent, except for the poor woman in the room next to me who'd gotten there too late to get the epidural. I remember Family Guy was on television. The anesthesiologist tried 2 times unsuccessfully… Read more
It's just a suggestion
In August I entered all of the kids separately into TheCuteKid monthly photo contest. They had a guest judge that month from Sesame Street. The whole idea was that whoever won that month's contest would get a guest spot on Sesame Street. Well, the contest came and went, and unfortunately none of my… Read more
Goodbye Fatty
I discovered the best weight loss tool ever. My kids. I don't know why I haven't tried this before. You see, I've been trying to lose weight over the last few weeks, and it's been slow but steady. I recently began incorporating exercise, because I'm not one of the lucky ones that can starve myself thin… Read more
Spitting Image
Now, I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea, but I'm pretty sure if I took Wesley to court for child support, he could very easily deny fathering this child and totally get away with it. Minus the hair, that is. Her hair is definitely not mine. Lucky little girl. … Read more
Linda Carter, Eat Your Heart Out
Don't let the picture fool you. This baby is a bully. She steals blankets from the smaller babies in her class. She seeks out the little, defenseless ones that are in the bouncy seats and snatches the blankets right off of them, wraps herself up in them, and sucks her thumb. The scariest part is that… Read more
9 months
Dear Sophie: You've officially been outside my belly as long as you were in it, which just shows how insanely quick time passes. You are now trying to pull up and crawl and are no longer content to just lie back and relax. To be honest, I grow more concerned the older you get, because day by day, you… Read more
Official Start of the Holidays
Thanksgiving went off without a hitch. Dinner was delicious, if I do say so myself. I'm still wiped out and have to finish the kids Advent calendars, so here are some pics to describe the day: … Read more
The Moment My Heart Melted
Victoria: Trevor, now, can we be best friends? Trevor: We already are. Oh.My.God. That's so sweet, I can't even stand it. It was followed by a 5 minute argument over whether best friends' day actually exists, but I didn't even care. They have been sitting at the table for 30 minutes, just drawing.… Read more
Happy New Year
I'm finally getting around to my new year's post. I guess one of my resolutions should be punctuality, but who has time for that? New Year's Eve was pretty uneventful, much like our entire weekend. I came home, exhausted from work and was bombarded with questions regarding fireworks- if and when we… Read more
Stomach Virus, Round 3
On Tuesday, I awoke with a rumbly in my tumbly. Skip to 4 hours later, and I was bowing before the porcelain queen in what I so affectionately call the "poo potty" at work. You know the one I'm talking about. It's usually the handicapped stall in the most tucked away bathroom in the office… Read more
Sleeping through the night
I had a rough night last night, and it wasn't even the baby's fault. Against my better judgment, I agreed to let Trev and Vic have a camp out in the living room. Wesley persuaded them to just sleep in our bed instead, which I'm pretty sure was because he knew he was going to pass out on the couch, and… Read more
For the record, I'm not on board with this.
I'm finally putting my Christmas gift from Wesley to good use- torturing my 1-year-old. Actually it's her father doing the torturing. Apparently she's so sensitive, her feelings get hurt when he tells her "no." She's in for a rough ride. … Read more
T Money
Trevor's new catch phrase, for lack of a better term, is "Oh Snap!" He says it in reference to anything, shocking or not. Trevor, we're having mac and cheese. "Oh Snap!" Trevor, your shoes are untied. "Oh, Snap!" Trevor, Victoria is holding me up at knife point. "Oh… Read more
For the record, I'm not on board with this.
I'm finally putting my Christmas gift from Wesley to good use- torturing my 1-year-old. Actually it's her father doing the torturing. Apparently she's so sensitive, her feelings get hurt when he tells her "no." She's in for a rough ride. … Read more
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