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Tony Kornheiser - We Are Calling You Out.This is an intervention, but don't take it the wrong way… We are here to help.We all here are human, so we understand what you’re going through. Ours is an imperfect existence… an endless string of decisions that beget new challenges as often as minor victories. Such are the arduous lives we lead, but lead them we must, for the alternative is all the more unsatisfying. It is indeed human to fear what is different… to fear what is unknown… to fear change. But change is one of life’s only constants, and as such should be embraced for the excitement and opportunity it presents, rather than ignored in the futile hope that yesterday could still be tomorrow.You see, there comes a time when a man must square up to the harsh realities of life, and kick those realities square in the junk. Tony Kornheiser – your time is now.With that being said, Tony, please, give it up already. Your hair… it’s horrendous. It’s worse than horrendous; it’s borderline unbelievable. You aren't fooling anybody. In fact, you are only drawing unnecessary attention to your half-glistening dome, your inevitable baldness, by displaying week after week, the worst comb-over in the history of mankind. Please, do us all a favor and cut your hair already. We even have a few suggestions…

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